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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
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@ cowz
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
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Bo0m.!? wrote:@ cowz
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
Like... one of THE MOST used jokes ever. Good job on the originality!
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SpyCow wrote:Bo0m.!? wrote:@ cowz
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
Like... one of THE MOST used jokes ever. Good job on the originality!
I've heard it for the first time TBH and while i was reading it I instantly think of yOU
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Hey Bo0m, if you're up to post 3 posts in a row, do it in one post, ok?
Same goes for the topic, where you posted car's pics.
Same goes for the topic, where you posted car's pics.
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DMG_Kowi wrote:Hey Bo0m, if you're up to post 3 posts in a row, do it in one post, ok?
Same goes for the topic, where you posted car's pics.
Ok sure.
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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?
They take the psychopath.
They take the psychopath.
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A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"
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Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
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a bit relevant to the mafia game xd (i must a admit to have purpusefully searched cow jokes and this is the 1st random one that wasn't entirely silly ...)
Q: Why can't a cow become a detective? A: They refuse to go on Steakouts!
Q: Why can't a cow become a detective? A: They refuse to go on Steakouts!
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SpyCow wrote:... ?
SpyCow wrote:Now THAT'S a joke, Boom.
Man, you became irritating AF
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Bo0m.!? wrote:A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
I can just see the husband's face right now.
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Read this somewhere just yesterday
Newton's third law of women
For every male action, there is a female Over reaction.
Newton's third law of women
For every male action, there is a female Over reaction.
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