Your not so good horoscope
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Your not so good horoscope
by Bigredone » Sat Jan 24, 2009 19:30
Your not so good horoscope:
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should stay home, out of the way of everybody else.
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone think you are a *beep* jerk.
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
You are a pioneer type and think most people are *beep*. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
Aries
March 21 - April 19
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence in your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a god-damned communist.
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
You are quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for incest.
Cancer
June 21- July 22
You are sympathetic and understanding to others people's problems, which make you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth shit. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
Leo
July 23 - August 22
You consider yourself a born leader. Other think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving *beep* and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while *beep*. Virgo makes good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra
September 23 - October 21
You are the artistic type and have difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male, you are probably a queer. Changes for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libra's die of venereal disease.
Scorpio
October 22 - November 21
The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your lack of ethics. You are a perfect *beep*. Most Scorpio's are murdered.
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should stay home, out of the way of everybody else.
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone think you are a *beep* jerk.
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
You are a pioneer type and think most people are *beep*. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
Aries
March 21 - April 19
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence in your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a god-damned communist.
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
You are quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for incest.
Cancer
June 21- July 22
You are sympathetic and understanding to others people's problems, which make you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth shit. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
Leo
July 23 - August 22
You consider yourself a born leader. Other think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving *beep* and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while *beep*. Virgo makes good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra
September 23 - October 21
You are the artistic type and have difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male, you are probably a queer. Changes for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libra's die of venereal disease.
Scorpio
October 22 - November 21
The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your lack of ethics. You are a perfect *beep*. Most Scorpio's are murdered.
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.
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by Plastic_Jesus » Sat Jan 24, 2009 22:09
I'm not queer >_> This is... ahaha lol
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by Ajit » Sat Jan 24, 2009 22:36
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Taurus
April 20 - May 20
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a god-damned communist.
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by Monstrkill » Sun Jan 25, 2009 14:19
XD Nice topic!
March 21 - April 19
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence in your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
March 21 - April 19
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence in your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
by Pancake » Sun Jan 25, 2009 14:43
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while *beep*. Virgo makes good bus drivers and pimps.
pimps... nice
^^stopped playing et. now lurking csgo. find me on steamcommunity with /id/pancookie1
by icefrost » Sun Jan 25, 2009 16:09
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.
whee its true!!
"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death.
I am very disappointed with that attitude.
I can assure you it is much, much more important than that."
I am very disappointed with that attitude.
I can assure you it is much, much more important than that."
Re: Your not so good horoscope
by -KrIpTo- » Sun Jan 25, 2009 16:14
LOOL @ Icy 
Bigredone wrote: Virgo
August 23 - September 22
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while *beep*. Virgo makes good bus drivers and pimps.
by Harpix » Sun Jan 25, 2009 18:06
icefrost wrote:Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.
whee its true!!
indeed ^^
When you cry, we ll be there to sing to you
by CheeKy » Wed Jan 28, 2009 0:18
LOL Kripto da pimp.
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should stay home, out of the way of everybody else.
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should stay home, out of the way of everybody else.
Re: Your not so good horoscope
by Toup » Sun Feb 01, 2009 18:41
Cancer
June 21- July 22
You are sympathetic and understanding to others people's problems, which make you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth shit. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
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