I Think that...

[Bigredone Profile Website]

Fred en Mary are a just married couple ,but poor as they are, they cant afford a honeymoon, so after the wedding ceremony they go to the house of fred's parents for there first wedding night together.

The next morning, little johnny, fred's little brother wakes up and starts with his breakfast.
While eating his breakfast he asks his mother did you see fred and mary out of bed yet?
She answers: 'no"
johnny say's: wanna know what i think?
His mum answers:"i dont want to know what you think, you just be a nice boy and go to school!'.

When johnny goes home for noon he asks his mother:"are fred and mary out of bed yet?"
His mother answer:"No".
Johnny says:" do you know what i think?"
His mother say's: "it doesnt matter what u think, finish ur sandwich and go back to school!".

After school johnny comes at home and ask's his mum again:" are fred and mary out of bed already?".
His mother answers: "no".
johnny say's: 'wanna know what i think?"
His mother say's: "Ok, tell me what u think..."


Johnny say's : "Last night fred came into my room and asked me for some vaseline, im afraid i didnt see him taking the wonderglue instead....".



(i know my English is poor daghel, but its far better as ur Dutch , so translating a joke is sometimes a hell of a job)

Regards.

BR1

[SoulSaverNL Profile Website]

Like Goldenbullet already said:

MOVE IT TO THE RIGHT SECTION! http://www.prime-squadron.com/modules.p ... opic&t=731

Wrong section.
And we already have topic for jokes.
http://www.prime-squadron.com/modules.p ... opic&t=731

Btw its nice lol

[-Gighen- Profile]

lol xD ahahahahahah
it's nice!! xD

[LuXoFluXe Profile]

BigRedOne,
It's a funny joke
But if you read a topic and you wanna 'post a joke' in this case,
than press 'add replie' Not 'Newtopic'
Hope u lerned something
Btw; Ur english is beter as mine i think