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When girls don't put out!

Postby Harpix » Mon Nov 17, 2008 20:47

When girls don't put out!!

This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart.

Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!


I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfit s. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that ~censored~ knows I'm smarter than her.


Alright Ladies. Forward this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, forward it anyway.

Men, forward this if you have BALLS !
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Postby Spyhawk » Mon Nov 17, 2008 21:45

:rofl:

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Postby LuXoFluXe » Mon Nov 17, 2008 21:48

It's just like a move Harp =D
I think ur on the good way buzzy :)
keepon going like that !

When u show her some Respect than she wil give that all back to you,
Buying things is just the beginning, beeave me =)

Gz, Mass!ve aka. LuXo0O:>
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Postby QuiXi » Mon Nov 17, 2008 21:52

:rofl:
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Postby RiCkY » Mon Nov 17, 2008 22:52

:rofl: :rofl: haha i really rolled from my seat XD Good 1 Smart HRP XD
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Postby Harpix » Tue Nov 18, 2008 0:43

I didnt actually did or writed it guys :roll:
This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart.


But since i found it so damn good i just had to post it :)
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Postby deep » Tue Nov 18, 2008 0:45

thats absolutely true. and not funny imo :roll:

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Postby BOWDOWN » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:03

True, but i admit that i don t have enough balls to talk with her like this and i m sure i m not the only one here :D .

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Postby Smadje » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:34

nice story :lol: and its true too
quoting deep:
henksmadje please read topic more carefully and other topics too where u reply, then u get the point and dont have to make stupid posts.

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Postby Viduus » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:20

Funny story.

But I only date rich woman ... so they will be in touch with my financial and physical needs 8)

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Postby FlowerPower » Tue Nov 18, 2008 15:20

Viduus wrote:Funny story.

But I only date rich woman ... so they will be in touch with my financial and physical needs 8)


Smart Viduus 8)

A friends of mine sent me this in a e-mail some months ago and i forwarded it to all girls that i know. i dunno why they don't talk with me anymore :D :D

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Postby Zerex » Thu Nov 20, 2008 17:52

:rofl:

:beer: for the man with BALLS
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Postby ardzeiks » Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:47

she quited me and im sad now :lol: :lol:

and use this for example:

Cut

Aint funny. U re breaking forum rules and it wont be left without punishment.

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