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Postby SpyCow » Thu Sep 05, 2013 18:42

#Lol Daghel

Blaz, 2 inches isn't very long you know. :roll:

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Postby DMG_Kowi » Thu Sep 05, 2013 22:49

I know some good racist/sexist etc. jokes, but I guess I can't post'em here.

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Postby Daghel » Thu Sep 05, 2013 23:35

DMG_Kowi wrote:I know some good racist/sexist etc. jokes, but I guess I can't post'em here.


Those are usually the funniest.
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Postby Bo0m.!? » Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:08

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Postby Bo0m.!? » Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:09

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. :mrgreen:

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Postby Bo0m.!? » Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:11

@ cowz

Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.

:loller: :loller: :rofl: :rofl:

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Postby SpyCow » Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:16

Bo0m.!? wrote:@ cowz

Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.

:loller: :loller: :rofl: :rofl:

Like... one of THE MOST used jokes ever. Good job on the originality! :good:

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Postby Bo0m.!? » Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:18

SpyCow wrote:
Bo0m.!? wrote:@ cowz

Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.

:loller: :loller: :rofl: :rofl:

Like... one of THE MOST used jokes ever. Good job on the originality! :good:

:D


I've heard it for the first time TBH :D and while i was reading it I instantly think of yOU :loller:

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Postby DMG_Kowi » Sun Jul 19, 2015 15:44

Hey Bo0m, if you're up to post 3 posts in a row, do it in one post, ok?

Same goes for the topic, where you posted car's pics.

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Postby Bo0m.!? » Sun Jul 19, 2015 16:36

DMG_Kowi wrote:Hey Bo0m, if you're up to post 3 posts in a row, do it in one post, ok?

Same goes for the topic, where you posted car's pics.


Ok sure.

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Postby bely1995 » Thu Dec 17, 2015 0:59

nice storys :D

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Postby xP.Bo0m!? » Sun Feb 12, 2017 0:29

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?


They take the psychopath.
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Postby ckEy » Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:31

Quite witty.
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Postby xP.Bo0m!? » Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:52

A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine" :D
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Postby xP.Bo0m!? » Mon Feb 13, 2017 15:55

Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!” :loller:
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Postby SpyCow » Mon Feb 13, 2017 16:34

... ?
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Postby ckEy » Mon Feb 13, 2017 16:52

a bit relevant to the mafia game xd (i must a admit to have purpusefully searched cow jokes and this is the 1st random one that wasn't entirely silly :D ...)

Q: Why can't a cow become a detective? A: They refuse to go on Steakouts!
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Postby SpyCow » Mon Feb 13, 2017 16:55

Now THAT'S a joke, Boom.
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Postby xP.Bo0m!? » Mon Feb 13, 2017 17:14

SpyCow wrote:... ?


SpyCow wrote:Now THAT'S a joke, Boom.


Man, you became irritating AF ;)
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Postby SpyCow » Mon Feb 13, 2017 17:15

Became? dude I was born like this
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Postby RyukinOmega » Tue Feb 14, 2017 5:11

What cheese can never be yours?

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Postby mariad » Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:29

Bo0m.!? wrote:A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


I can just see the husband's face right now.

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Postby mariad » Fri May 26, 2017 12:20

Read this somewhere just yesterday

Newton's third law of women

For every male action, there is a female Over reaction.

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