jokes-post some jokes
by Joky » Mon Dec 25, 2006 19:28
No, now he s sure he s a nub and wants to be a macho... if he would be a macho his would actually look be the one you described.BOWDOWN wrote:X-avier wrote:yes BOWDOWN true its scary so true is it the man best day its exactly like mine view of a perfect day:D
Coolnow ur sure that u r a real macho man
by X-avier » Mon Dec 25, 2006 19:33
Joky wrote:No, now he s sure he s a nub and wants to be a macho... if he would be a macho his would actually look be the one you described.BOWDOWN wrote:X-avier wrote:yes BOWDOWN true its scary so true is it the man best day its exactly like mine view of a perfect day:D
Cool
Joky youre calling me a nub?.. do i need too post a pic ? hehe i fitniss alot yes and in my college years this was a ''normal'' day on vacation dont know about youre personal live
but now i got a gf and gonna marry next year.. but i ain't a nub this is just that 2 years ago and 1 year ago i hadn't a steady gf and when i went with friends on vacation .. we had a lil bit fun with some chicks thats totaly true.. joky dont know about youre looks but probally dont have them:P or else you dint said those things about other ppl .. ( about me , that is what you do now.. ) youre probally a bit insecure about youre looks and projectiing it too other ppl , ahw.. that's just a pity 
by Joky » Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:41
xavier, im talkin about everyone that way, even about myself 
things that dont have a subject of any importance (relaxation topics) are reacted on by me with utter bullshit therefor im calling you a nub although in RL you might be macho, therefor im calling szeryf gay although in RL he s *beep* female flesh only (sorry for these rather... eh... visualistic words... just trying to make point here)
and yup, i probably am not a guy most girls call hansom and if they do they re lying (tho im not as ugly as szeryf, pff, now HE s ugly)
neways, point being: you shouldnt take stuff personal from me if its in a not really importantsubjectcontainingtopic like this joke-topic (if landser would ve posted what you posted, i probably would ve said exactly the same).
@oma BJ's you paid for dont count :O
things that dont have a subject of any importance (relaxation topics) are reacted on by me with utter bullshit
therefor im calling you a nub although in RL you might be macho, therefor im calling szeryf gay although in RL he s *beep* female flesh only (sorry for these rather... eh... visualistic words... just trying to make point here)
and yup, i probably am not a guy most girls call hansom and if they do they re lying
(tho im not as ugly as szeryf, pff, now HE s ugly)
neways, point being: you shouldnt take stuff personal from me if its in a not really importantsubjectcontainingtopic like this joke-topic (if landser would ve posted what you posted, i probably would ve said exactly the same).
@oma BJ's you paid for dont count :O
by X-avier » Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:36
Macho says : Oke joky but i tought it was personal 
@ oma nah its not 4 you dont see the lil number above its a 8 so its 4^8 = 4x4x4x4x4x4x4x4x4
Is he really that ugly joke? that Szeryf:P hahaha you sound if youre jealous of he's uglyniss
but i tought it was personal
@ oma nah its not 4 you dont see the lil number above its a 8 so its 4^8 = 4x4x4x4x4x4x4x4x4
Is he really that ugly joke? that Szeryf:P hahaha you sound if youre jealous of he's uglyniss
by CrossYard » Tue Dec 26, 2006 16:21
A boy asks his father to use the car and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!".
The boy replies "But father...Jesus had long hair!"
to which his father says, "Yeah, but Jesus walked everywhere."
The boy replies "But father...Jesus had long hair!"
to which his father says, "Yeah, but Jesus walked everywhere."
by horzy » Wed Jan 10, 2007 13:09
plz plz plz plz plz listen this man 's laugh...i almost fell off chair laughing my a@s off..
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/116 ... ous_Laugh_
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/116 ... ous_Laugh_
by Repta » Mon Jan 22, 2007 0:18
Lilith wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNatqCzF_Ns&mode=related&search=
muahahahahahahhaha
lol
there are 3 kinds of people that go to that show
1) people that can t sing and they know it the go because they want to be on TV
2)people that can t sing and think that they can sing
3)people that can sing and know that they can sing
it s like
1)20%
2)79%
3)1%
for the dutch guys/girls
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 1439626749
by CrossYard » Tue Jan 23, 2007 18:41
One day at Sunday school, the teacher was asking the kids
where Jesus lives. The teacher picked on one of the kids.
"Jesus lives in my heart."
"Very good." said the teacher.
She picks on another kid who replies, "Jesus lives in
Heaven."
Very good said the teacher.
Little Johnny is in the back just waving his hand to be
called on. The teacher didn't want to call on little Johnny
but finally did.
"Jesus lives in the bathroom."
After a moment, the teacher asked why he lived in the
bathroom.
"Every morning when my dad gets up he bangs on the bathroom
door and asks Jesus Christ are you still in there?"
where Jesus lives. The teacher picked on one of the kids.
"Jesus lives in my heart."
"Very good." said the teacher.
She picks on another kid who replies, "Jesus lives in
Heaven."
Very good said the teacher.
Little Johnny is in the back just waving his hand to be
called on. The teacher didn't want to call on little Johnny
but finally did.
"Jesus lives in the bathroom."
After a moment, the teacher asked why he lived in the
bathroom.
"Every morning when my dad gets up he bangs on the bathroom
door and asks Jesus Christ are you still in there?"
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